Advantages of Being in Koramangala

Hello People ,

If you are a bachelor / married / old age and looking for a house in a good locality in bangalore ... Give first priority for Koramangala .... You have all these advantages ...

Houses and Rent : If you are a bachelor , the best area is near Forum ( 5th block ) or BDA Park ( 8th block ). You will get a 2BHL for 7-8K and a 1BHK for 3.5 - 4 K , with advance of 30K - 50K .

Food : For both veggies and non Veggies , there are restaurants almost on each and every road . All are open till midnight and some are open till 4AM . So no problem for food !!!!!!

Parks : Koramanagala has lot pf parks maintained by BDA . They are really good and you can go there with anybody at any time ......

Pubs : There are more pubs than roads in Koramangala . You can spend your weekends here .... !!!!!! ... But please "Don't Drink And Drive" ...

Hopcoms : There are many Hopcom shops , for vegetables , fruits etc .

Koramangala Plus : Koramangala Plus is a free magazine , which you get once in a month .You will get all news about hot and happenings in you area / block.

Hospitals and Medical Shops : You can find doctors all over koramangala and also medical shops .

Lots of Gods : Siva , Ganesha , SaiBaba temples are everywhere in koramangala .

Camel Ride : Every weekend , a boy comes with a camel . You can enjoy Camel Riding on saturdays .

Malls in Koramangala :

<1> Forum Mall

<2> Big Bazaar

<3> Start Bazaar

<4> Monday to Sunday

<5> Raheja Arcade

<6> BDA shopping complex

<7> Oasis Mall

<8> Lifestyle

etc etc etc ...

Koramangala is the bangalore's Hottest Area :-) .,.... Be Hot and See Hot ....

Reverse Math == Proof for 1=2

Hi ......

Here is the proof finally ....

Let

-20 = -20

Can be also written as

25-45 = 16-36

also

5 * 5 - 9*5 = 4*4 - 9*4

also

5 ^2 - 9*5 = 4^2 - 9*4

Add (9/2 )^2 on both sides

5 ^2 - 9*5 + (9/2 )^2 = 4^2 - 9*4 + (9/2 )^2

Also

5 ^2 - 9*5* (2/2) + (9/2 )^2 = 4^2 - 9*4* (2/2) + (9/2 )^2

Can also be written as

5 ^2 - 2*5* (9/2) + (9/2 )^2 = 4^2 - 2*4* (9/2) + (9/2 )^2

Are of the form a^2 - 2ab + b^2 ........

So,

(5-9/2)^2 = (4-9/2)^2

Taking square root both sides ,

(5-9/2) = (4-9/2)

Cancel common 9/2 from both sides

5 = 4 implies 1 = 0

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............. Forgot Maths ???????????? ......Dont you think i should get PhD for this ?????

Rain Compilers - Most of You wont understand this...

I am still wet ....... Shivering ..... Its very cold ..... Finally i reached my house in koramangala after waiting for 3 hours for the process to stop. Whole team was coding , building , debugging and he was compiling his rain program. Finally he executed it at 6PM and the process ran for 3 n a half hours. Sometimes in background n sometimes in foreground. God knows on which algorithm the rain program runs. Usually it is a distributed algorithm ( wet MGRoad , dry ElecCity ). Today it was not the same . I think he wanted to try some different algorithm this time..... There were comments in between getting printed on the sky ( standard output ) . Trace macro's were not used , so only a small number of platform traces are generated in Jalahalli ... Immediately process started utilizing CPU n MEMORY completely . But the OS stopped it , as it was running for a long time and putting other processes into ready state..... Nature's Deadlock Solved .....

--- Santosh Pai ... A mad blog writer